The kids ‘picked last in gym class’ gear up for Super Bowl
Silicon Valley’s $50,000 Super Bowl Showdown: Where Tech Titans and Football Fans Collide
This Sunday, the Super Bowl descends upon Silicon Valley, transforming Levi’s Stadium into a glittering intersection of high-stakes football and even higher-stakes tech wealth. The Patriots-Seahawks matchup isn’t just about touchdowns and tackles—it’s about who can afford the $50,000 seats that have become the ultimate status symbol for tech’s elite.
YouTube CEO Neal Mohan is expected to be in attendance, joining Apple’s Tim Cook, who has become something of a Super Bowl regular since Apple Music began sponsoring the halftime show several years ago. Their presence underscores how deeply Silicon Valley’s biggest players have embedded themselves into America’s biggest sporting event.
But perhaps no quote better captures the surreal nature of this convergence than one from Venky Ganesan, longtime venture capitalist at Menlo Ventures. Speaking to the New York Times, Ganesan described the phenomenon as “tech billionaires who got picked last in gym class paying $50,000 to pretend they’re friends with the guys who got picked first.” He added, with characteristic self-awareness, “And for the record, I, too, was picked last in gym class.”
The irony isn’t lost on anyone. Ganesan himself could likely afford those premium seats without breaking a sweat. Menlo Ventures has been making massive bets on artificial intelligence, most notably setting up a $100 million fund with Anthropic in summer 2024 specifically to invest in other AI startups. The firm has participated in numerous Anthropic funding rounds through both its flagship fund and various special purpose vehicles. Industry insiders report that Anthropic is expected to close a staggering $20 billion funding round next week, valuing the company at $350 billion post-money.
Ticket prices across the board reflect the exclusivity of the event, averaging nearly $7,000 according to the Times. Even last-minute seats on StubHub are hovering around $3,600—a quick scan of the ticket reseller site confirms these aren’t exactly impulse purchases for the average fan. Only about 25% of tickets go to the general public; the remaining 75% are distributed among NFL teams, creating a secondary market where supply and demand drive prices into the stratosphere.
The largest contingent of ticket buyers (27%) is coming from Washington State, representing Seahawks fans eager to witness their team compete in the Super Bowl for only the second time in franchise history. The Seahawks have just one championship to their name, while the Patriots have hoisted the Lombardi Trophy six times, all with Tom Brady orchestrating the offense.
But the real competition might be happening off the field. Google, OpenAI, Anthropic, Amazon, and Meta are all splashing out for competing advertisements, each trying to convince customers that their AI is superior. With all these tech giants having homes within an hour of Sunday’s game—except for Amazon’s Andy Jassy, who reportedly splits time between Seattle and Santa Monica—the possibility of seeing multiple tech CEOs in attendance is very real.
This marks only the third time the Bay Area has hosted the Super Bowl. The first occurred in 1985 at Stanford Stadium, where the 49ers defeated the Dolphins. The second took place a decade ago at Levi’s Stadium, with the Broncos beating the Panthers. Each time, the event has transformed the region into a playground for the wealthy and powerful.
As Silicon Valley’s tech royalty descends upon Santa Clara, the Super Bowl becomes more than just a football game—it’s a live demonstration of how technology wealth has reshaped American culture, where the lines between sports, entertainment, and venture capital blur into one spectacular, expensive show.
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