Looking for Blood on Valentine’s Day? This Netflix Slasher Rom-Com Is a Wild Joyride

Valentine’s Day is here, and while most people are diving into romantic comedies, I’m here to tell you about a film that flips the script—Heart Eyes, the horror-comedy mashup that’s equal parts terrifying, hilarious, and surprisingly romantic. Streaming now on Netflix, this movie is the perfect antidote for anyone who thinks Valentine’s Day is a little too saccharine. Here’s why Heart Eyes is the ultimate anti-Valentine’s Day movie you didn’t know you needed.

The Premise: A Killer Cupid with a Twist

The story follows Ally (Olivia Holt), a young advertising executive whose career is on the rocks after a disastrous jewelry ad campaign. Her boss, Crystal (Michaela Watkins), gives her one last shot to save her job, pairing her with Jay (Mason Gooding), the company’s secret weapon. But their professional partnership takes a dark turn when they find themselves targeted by the Heart Eyes killer, a masked slasher who preys on couples—or anyone who looks like they might be in love.

Set against the backdrop of Valentine’s Day, the film leans into the absurdity of the holiday while delivering a healthy dose of gore and laughs. Think of it as a twisted love letter to both rom-coms and slashers, with a dash of meta-humor that Scream fans will appreciate.

Why Heart Eyes Works: Chemistry, Gore, and Genre Love

The heart of the movie (pun intended) is the chemistry between Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding. Their banter is sharp, their dynamic is relatable, and their journey from reluctant partners to potential lovers feels earned. Holt, fresh off her role in the time-travel slasher Totally Killer, proves she’s a force to be reckoned with in the genre. Gooding, meanwhile, gets to flex his comedic and dramatic chops in a way that sets him apart from his recent Scream appearances.

The supporting cast is equally delightful. Gigi Zumbado shines as Ally’s sassy best friend, Monica, while Devon Sawa and Jordana Brewster bring some genre cred as bumbling detectives. Their performances are a reminder that horror-comedies thrive when the actors are clearly having fun.

The Killer Design: Iconic and Terrifying

The Heart Eyes killer’s costume is a standout, blending classic slasher aesthetics with a modern twist. The glowing heart-shaped eyes are both creepy and iconic, making the killer instantly memorable. And let’s talk about the kills—they’re creative, gory, and sure to satisfy horror fans looking for some Valentine’s Day carnage.

A Love Letter to Genre Blending

What makes Heart Eyes truly special is its ability to balance humor, horror, and romance without leaning too heavily into any one genre. It pokes fun at the consumerist nature of Valentine’s Day while still celebrating the holiday’s inherent silliness and romance. It’s a film that knows exactly what it is and isn’t afraid to have fun with it.

Final Thoughts: A Must-Watch for Anti-Valentine’s Day Fans

If you’re tired of the same old romantic comedies this Valentine’s Day, Heart Eyes is the perfect alternative. It’s gory, it’s funny, and it’s surprisingly heartfelt. Whether you’re single, coupled up, or somewhere in between, this movie is a reminder that love—and horror—can come in many forms.

So grab some popcorn, maybe a Valentine’s Day candy heart (or a bloody knife, depending on your mood), and settle in for a wild ride. Heart Eyes is streaming on Netflix now, and it’s the perfect way to celebrate Valentine’s Day with a side of screams.

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