Only expert farmers will harvest a high score in our Stardew Valley quiz sown for Pelican Town veterans

Here’s a rewritten version of the Stardew Valley quiz news article with a tech-savvy, viral tone:

🎉 Stardew Valley Quiz Alert! Test Your Farming Sim Mastery! 🌱

Hold onto your watering cans, gamers, because we’re about to dive deep into the pixelated pastures of everyone’s favorite farming simulator! Stardew Valley, the indie darling that took the world by storm, is celebrating its 10th anniversary this year. Can you believe it? A decade of virtual farming, fishing, and friendship – and we’re still hooked!

But wait, there’s more! Creator Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone isn’t done with us yet. Despite his repeated claims of hanging up his digital overalls, he keeps blessing us with free updates that make us fall in love with Pelican Town all over again. It’s like getting a surprise birthday present every year from a friend who just can’t stop being generous!

Now, you might be thinking, “I’ve built my 50th 5-star farm, what more could there possibly be?” Well, my fellow virtual farmers, that’s where we come in. We’ve crafted the ultimate Stardew Valley quiz to separate the weekend weed-pullers from the full-time farm tycoons.

This ain’t your grandma’s “What gift does Abigail like?” quiz (though we’ve got some of that too). Oh no, we’re going deep. We’re talking lore, mechanics, and those secret easter eggs that make you feel like a true Stardew savant. It’s time to crack open that mental almanac and see what you’re really made of!

Are you ready to prove your worth in the Valley? Can you recall the exact number of hearts needed to trigger that secret cutscene? Do you know which villager has a surprising talent for playing the flute? (Spoiler: It’s not who you think!) We’ve got questions that will make even the most seasoned farmers scratch their heads and say, “Wait, I didn’t know that was a thing!”

But why stop at just testing your knowledge? We want to hear from you! Share your craziest Stardew Valley stories, your most valuable farming tips, or that one time you accidentally married Shane (we’ve all been there, right?). Drop your scores in the comments and let’s see who reigns supreme in the world of virtual agriculture!

And hey, while you’re flexing your farming muscles, why not sign up for the PC Gamer newsletter? Stay in the loop with all the latest gaming news, hottest reviews, and best deals – handpicked by our team of pixel-pushing pros. Trust us, your inbox will thank you!

So, are you ready to put your Stardew skills to the test? Grab your hoe, sharpen your scythe, and let’s get quizzical! The Valley awaits, and only the most dedicated digital dirt-diggers will emerge victorious. Good luck, and may your crops be ever bountiful!

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“This quiz is harder than getting a perfect cauliflower in your first spring!” 🌽

“I thought I knew everything about Stardew until I took this quiz. My pride is now compost.” 😅

“Finally, a quiz that separates the true farmers from the fair-weather planters!” 🌱

“Stardew Valley: Where every day is a new opportunity to fail at fishing!” 🎣

“I’ve played for 500+ hours and still got stumped. Curse you, ConcernedApe!” 👾

“Marriage candidates, item IDs, and secret notes – this quiz has it all!” 💍

“Feeling nostalgic for those long nights spent mining in the Skull Cavern.” ⛏️

“Who else read all the dialogue options just to see what would happen?” 😂

“My farm may be a mess, but at least I can ace this quiz!” 🏆

“Stardew Valley: The game that makes you feel guilty for not watering your virtual crops.” 💦

“I came for the farming, I stayed for the story – and now I’m here for the quiz!” 📖

“This quiz is more addictive than finding a Prismatic Shard!” ✨

“Stardew Valley has more heart than a slime hutch on steroids!” ❤️

“Finally, a use for all that useless Stardew trivia cluttering up my brain!” 🧠

“ConcernedApe, you’ve created a monster – and we love you for it!” 👏

“Stardew Valley: Where ‘just one more day’ turns into 100 hours of gameplay.” ⏰

“I’m pretty sure my real-life plants are jealous of my Stardew farming skills.” 🌱

“This quiz is the closest thing to getting a Stardew degree!” 🎓

“Stardew Valley – because who needs sleep when you can farm?” 😴

“I’d rather cuddle a Void Chicken than admit defeat on this quiz!” 🐔,